The Magical Mystery Tour of Dastardly Shenanigans with Voldack the Nincompoop

[Cappadocius]

The Magical Mystery Tour
of Dastardly Shenanigans
with Voldack...

the Nincompoop.

Behold, Networkians, gaze into the endless void that is my mind and search for true enlightenment whilst trying to hold onto your own grasp of sanity! This will be the first, and probably, the last episode of The Magical Mystery Tour of Dastardly Shenanigans with Voldack the Nincompoop. For I suspect the Network will no longer welcome someone of my mental instability after discovering the shocking horrors in this terrible 11 minute long video.
 
Those who survive this spiritual journey of 11 minutes will receive a Forum Medal either named ''11 Minutes with Voldack'' or ''Volfacked'' or something among those lines from Kreian Legion.
The best part is that he didn't agree at all on this.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED



Still here? Good, report to Kreian for your medal. You've earned it.

If you wish to thank Dusk Operative Voldack Halmat for this generous spiritual and life changing experience in a neat 11 minute-packed video, then show your appreciation by being as much of an ass as you can to Kreian Legion, for this is the sole thing Voldack Halmat draws most enjoyment from. If that's not ''your way'' though, then don't worry. Voldack accepts Paypal donations too.

If you did not enjoy the video, or thought it was lackluster in its promises then I am sorry, and you will not be refunded for the time you COULD'VE spend on Reddit


-Dusk Op. V. Halmat

[Graf Cyril Valdar]

THIS VIDEO IS PRIVATE.

[Cappadocius]

M'kay, that's what I get for making it at 3 at night.

It's public now though, so now it SHOULD work...

[Graf Cyril Valdar]

Nope. Probably need to update the link now.

[Cappadocius]

Alright, it's done.

Enjoy.

[Graf Cyril Valdar]

[Kreian Legion]

The fuck am I watching...

[Sarkhan Vol]

I feel like there may have been subliminal messages in that vide... ALL HAIL LORD VOLDACK!

[Cappadocius]

On reflection, this is probablly the thing that made van Gogh cut off his own ear.

[Agriel]

A good video a bit weird but good

[Chip Lawrie]

Ermmm

[Mr Squid]

Calo Nord + Pokémon?


I like this guy.

[Nicholas McLosky]

Love dat map... I want to play KOTOR... Damn you!

[Niko Halinen]

Lol.

[Bob Martin]

Haha made me miss KOTOR :/

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